The Procrastinators Creed

My earlier post on Procrastination as a productivity tool seems to have hit a common nerve. My friend Thatch sent me this which I will print out and frame … ummm one day. Source unknown.

You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off ’til tomorrow, what I can forget about forever

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

loony May 18, 2006 at 12:51 am

lol I’ve been following that creed all along and didn’t know it! Thanks for sharing!

Kristen May 18, 2006 at 6:32 am

Hear, hear! Words to live by (alas.)

Jane May 18, 2006 at 7:18 am

“I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.”

I so love that sentence!! Thanks!

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